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April 5th, 2007

My fucking biography

By Eric Bruenner

This is basically a 100% accurate portrayal of my Thursday-Saturday nights. Damn you Kermit, why must you lay bare the tattered, vomit stained rags of my soul for all of Youtube with your insidious muppetry??!?!

On a lighter note, I hope all you school-girl rubes (Yea I’m sniffing up your dress G-Mills) are bringing your a-game friday. And by ‘a-game’ I mean cash dollars. For me to take. After I beat you. Hopefully in poker (be advised that dark alleys also work should my luck be running sour).

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7 Responses to “My fucking biography”

  1. All of Year Zero is up to listen to. It’s better than Without Teeth.

  2. matt,
    please keep your soft indie-hipster tight pantsed garbage off of my post.

  3. Kermit shoots up with BD UltraFine II short needle 50-unti 1.2 cc syringes. I know this because I shoot up with BD UltraFine II short needle 50-unti 1.2 cc syringes. You think I am kidding, and yet I am not kidding.

  4. Ugh, what a mangled comment. Can we get a spell-check up in this blog?

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