Does anybody have any spare Gary Miller hair I could add to my shrine?
I love how people just consistently cannot handle his funk.
A few observations:
- He never actually says anything negative about the homeless. He personally doesn’t care about them, or so he maintains in the article , but he never actually attacks them in any way.
- I wonder if most people who were so offended and flabbergasted at this article were really just upset with the honesty of his reaction: after spending a night without a roof his sentiment was not a romanticized wail for the poor, but a simple acknowledgment of how shitty it is to live outside:
I gave up and went home. I felt beat-down, defeated by the cold world, but that feeling passed as I entered the warm lobby of my apartment building.
Is the fact that he deviates from the knee-jerk sympathies that are ingrained in us really so offensive to everyone?
- This article isn’t satire, but I do believe it is meant to be read ironically.
- To the people who made ad hominem attacks, especially the person who described Gary giving his girlfriend an abortion with a coathanger: (1) I dare you to say that type of stuff to anyone in person. It is exceptionally easy to be so shrill via internet. (2) You are upset (as far as I can gather) because you feel he insulted the homeless, so you assume therefore that by insulting him, instead of analyzing why you felt the article wasn’t constructive, Gary will somehow see the error of his ways and repent. If you are smart enough to operate a computer and access the internet, you should be smart enough to see that that sort of reaction is just unacceptably childish. If the only way you can deal with your own anger and frustration (at a written piece of work, no less) is to attempt to hurt someone verbally, you probably should not be at a university with this little adult supervision.
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Hah, thanks, I like
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It’s an inaccurate characterization anyway. Gary “The Hammer” Miller is a real man and doesn’t need sissy tools like a wire hanger to dislodge unwanted children. A solid “Hammer” punch to the stomach would do it.
Fetuses and public safety beware.
I can abort babies with a cold stare.
I heard Gary lost his virginity before is dad did, I also heard he can unscramble an egg.
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