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April 19th, 2008

Jim Gordon Needs Full Cooperation

By David John Hommel

If you’ve been dabbling in the Joker’s dirty work lately, chances are Lt. Gordon caught you in the recent sting and has you in his pocket. Check your inbox. He’s got a mission for us in the latest piece of viral marketing:

My friend,

Indictments are about to be handed down. If you don’t want your name on one, we’ll need your full cooperation in an upcoming operation.

In case you haven’t heard, we are struggling with a bit of corruption in the department. I’m not about to let the Gotham PD collapse in on itself, so we’re taking action. We’ve identified a group of offenders that need to be apprehended. Problem is, most of these cops are hightailing it out of the city. But a C.I. just like you just gave us some information on their last known whereabouts. Now all we need is to catch them. This is where you come in.

Consider yourself on deck. I’ll contact you next week, and let’s just say it’s in your best interest to play along. County’s not a place you want to spend the rest of your life.

Lt. Jim Gordon, MCU

Keep a keen eye for updates, citizen!

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One Response to “Jim Gordon Needs Full Cooperation”

  1. Best City Retire…

    Found your blog on yahoo - thanks for the article but i still don’t get it….

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