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May 18th, 2008

Woman, the way to a man’s heart is not through the sternum

By Alvin Chang

A Canadian couple were playing a sex game in which the man asked the woman to carve a heart onto his chest. One thing led to another and, the next thing you know, the man has a punctured heart.

They were drunk, if that’s any justification.

So the moral of this story: Don’t carve heart shapes into your chest? Don’t let a crazy woman near your heart with an ice pick? Don’t get drunk and play with ice picks? If your relationship is on the rocks, near-fatal heart injuries will not help?

(Reuters | Photo from Fifi LePew at Flickr)

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